necro's questions

official as of 1.22.25

• has the hoover dam ever been opened? (it has)
• double volcano eruption in hawaii (saw one video on tiktok)
• aaron parnas substack ("breaking news!")
• error 0x1251b (i don't like when programs won't install and give you only the error code with no other info, why make unnecessary steps in troubleshooting?)
• cost of living in china (cheap)
• how much does a divorce cost (depends)
• why is tiktok back? (trump blah blah i think it was so things could be changed with the app on american servers)
• misnomer meaning (basically just being wrong or inaccurate about something?)
• can you insure body parts (yes)
• how to make ddjaki (super easy)
• what is body louse (body lice that can also be found in some fish depending where you buy the fish)
• how to safely bathe a cat (useful in theory, useless in practice)
• it's me charlie by cm guidroz (YUCK HOLY FUCK YUCK i did not like reading this)
• why are cats like that? (google doesn't know either)
• can facetime calls be recorded? (yes but not with audio, third party apps can help but i didn't have time for that. check state laws for all parties beforehand.)
• know your rights cards (it's the bad times)
• the general strike (cute little cards i recommend checking out)
• instagram support (i tried for TWO YEARS to delete this cursed account, ended up just nuking it instead cause instagram support doesn't actually exist)
• how can i turn off gemini ai in gmail? (this is ruining my work email and i hate it so much and i hate that i can't turn it off just on my inbox. fuck gemini ai.)
• why does dns suck SO much? (self explanatory)
• takuache cuh haircut (my friend showed me a ufc fighter with hair like this and it was the only way i could describe it, but i had to show him what the "aesthetic" was)
• what does las vegas mean (i had to win an argument and prove my knowledge)
• current stock market graph (what a wild year that i care about what that graph looks like)
• is maria kovalchuk alive (yes, thankfully. TW on sexual assault and trauma. educating yourself on how these crimes are escalating and how women are becoming victims is important, but take care of yourself. i for one will NEVER step foot in dubai.)
• las vegas wellness check (first and hopefully the last time i have to call one in)
• poison control number (also first and hopefully the last time i have to call this)
• r/Doritos (rabbit hole about the jacked doritos. people are so serious about these, which is honestly really valid)
• english to latin translator (i think my cat might know latin, further testing required)
• if astronauts are in space during an election, can they still vote (yes! it's the same as if a soldier is overseas during an election. it's a really cool process actually)
• why do i feel itchy after working out? (increased blood flow and the release of histamine)
• how can i design my own clothes? (not in the way i want unfortunately, and brands don't make the clothing i'm envisioning)
• did the pope die? (... rest in peace, he was one absolute gem of a human)
• what was the deadline to file taxes? (tax day obviously, like any adult would know.... anyway i was late by 10 days)
• how do i know if my student loans are in default? (i'm still not the most positive on this but i at least know mine aren't)
• how can i comment pictures on tiktok? (not in any easy way, i'm jealous of those who can and will be reporting their comments)
• iradv 8595i waste toner location (in the most inconvenient and stupid location possible and i'm still not positive i got the cover back on right)
• tsundere definition (basically a mean on the outside and kind on the inside type of person)
• tingle in knee during leg press???? (it's paresthesia apparently- caused by nerve compression, irritation, or injury. in my case, i have a history with the mcl in both knees and it never healed properly on my left one, so it just feels Wrong™ when there's a lot of pressure on that leg)
• looksmaxxing (had to be sure i was about to roast my coworker correctly)
• cal jacobs (new workplace tea is piping hot omg)
• do eunuchs have genitalia (i had to prove my knowledge was correct, which btw it was correct. as usual.)
• ateez 2025 presave (forgot i had toktoq)
• how to make video wallpapers on iphone (IT USED TO BE REAL I KNOW IT I HAD IT wym i can only do live photos and not videos???